LUNCHBOX AND CHINSTRAPS CHRISTMAS LIST

Okay guys we've been good hermit crabs this year. So please don't forget it.


1- A new hut



2- A new shell



3- A Nintendo Wii



4- A plate of sausage




Just these few things will make sure that we will stay cute and kind this next year. Our shells may be hard, but our hearts are soft.

- Lunchbox & Chinstrap

Lunchbox reviews:
CASINO ROYALE



So this weekend I went to see the new James Bond remake Casino Royale staring the new Bond, Daniel Craig. I was pretty excited to see it because of all the hype around the new Bond. I was even more excited because it had been a long time since I'd seen something blow-up on screen (Chinstrap made me watch back to back "The Break-up" and "Prime" this weekend) so I was due for some action and adventure. Well the movie had all the makings of a great Bond film, great fight and chase scenes, fancy neat-o cars and gadgets and of course hot ladies. But my favorite part of the movie was the bad guy Le Chiffre. He looked the part from creepy hair to bleeding eye. I wish I could get my eye stalks to bleed like that. That is why I give Casino Royale five flaming palm trees of adventure on a scale of five.

STRAIGHT FROM THE SHELL

"Kevin and Britney's break-up"



Well, I guess I kinda new it was bound to happen sooner or later. I know that Britney admits to being "country" but when she married this guy I thought for sure she'd bought the farm. Seriously, what was she thinking. She had to buy her own wedding ring. She did get two little boys out of the deal. Little Sean Preston and Jayden James. There marriage lasted two years which is 20 in Hollywood years and like 50 in Hermit Crab years. Well at least this will give Kevin more time to focus on his rap career and how many different ways he can say "Do you want fries with that?"

-Chinstrap

LUNCHBOX AND CHINSTRAP REVIEW:
" Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan"

CHINSTRAP
While I have always been a fan of Sacha Baron Cohen since his I first watched the Ali G show. I left this movie a little disappointed. While I did laugh my shell off when called that guy "Vanilla Face." I got a little bored about 30 minutes into it. I felt that after I had seen on skit I'd seen them all. I think I was also a little distracted because Lunchbox was hogging all of the Sour Patch Kids, but whateves I still stick to my opinion and give Borat three and a half plastic palm trees out of five.




LUNCHBOX
Well, I totally disagree with Chinstrap. I thought Borat was shell splitting. I laughed till I almost molted myself. Seriously how could you not love a movie that has drinking, nudity, off color jokes, stereotypes and a giant bear! Seriously though it was freaking awesome, and I bought the Sour Patch Kids. Shouldn't I get to eat however many I want?! I think you should all run out and watch Borat, but probably without your parents and probably not if you are an underage child with an impressionable mind. But if your not, get going.
I give this an excited five plastic palm trees out of five!